#not a shippost but hey

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Everyone claims that Malleus Draconia would be like Gomez Addams with a partner however, he is an even better fit for a Morticia with his caring and whimsy personality along with overall gothness.

Jade on the other hand is the perfect amount of weird and formal-elegant to match Gomez on top of being able to appreciate strange things even if it's not his thing and this would absolutely be absolutely be amplified with a partner he adores. He also says concerning or dark things in a genuine way with a smile on his face.

In this essay I will—

[rayenigma]

So umm @hatsalad has an AU with ocean liners as dragons and I'm lowkey obsessed with that idea... As a fan of creatures of all sorts, I asked them if I could give it a go and turn the SS Andrea Doria into one of those dragons! I am a very simple man.

I have a favourite ship and I am gonna make it obnoxiously obvious

[sparklebyte]

I saw the narnia ship in the big shippost and I immediately pointed like the pointing wojaks at Caspian because hey, that's my name

hehehehe

i haven't watched or read narnia in a while but i still love caspian and edmund

both gave me intense gender envy

[myfuckingbudapestmovie]

Roude Leiw (shipspotting, shipposting and shitposting in Budapest #roude...

Shipposting, shipspotting, shitposting

The Roude Leiw doesn’t simply dock; it glides, majestically carving its path through the Danube with the grace of a whale that just discovered capitalism. This floating parade of sightseeing tourists is the Rubin Group’s gift to Budapest: a roving spectacle of flashing cameras, muffled guide recordings, and passengers wondering if they’re looking at Buda or Pest. (Spoiler: It’s both, and yet somehow neither, when viewed through tinted ship windows.)

As the Roude Leiw cruises under Szabadság Bridge, it does what it does best—dominating the scene with its sheer presence. Forget the tranquil beauty of the Danube or the architectural splendor of the bridge itself. Why focus on those when you can watch a boatload of tourists trying to capture the perfect selfie against a backdrop of Hungary’s questionable air quality? The ship’s slow pace ensures they’ll have plenty of time to decide between posting #travelgoals or #wishyouwerehere.

Inside, the passengers are treated to the Rubin Group’s idea of cultural immersion: a mix of canned commentary and ambient Danube waves (enhanced, naturally, through speakers for authenticity). The route offers unparalleled views of Budapest’s landmarks, from the Parliament building to Gellért Hill—landmarks that, coincidentally, look exactly the same whether you’re on the river or standing on the shore. But hey, why enjoy free views when you can pay for the privilege of slightly better angles?

And let’s not ignore the environmental irony of a tourist ship proudly navigating a river that’s become the city’s unofficial dumping ground. The Roude Leiw is like a metaphor for modern tourism: it runs on fuel and the dreams of people who think spending two hours on a boat makes them "cultured."

So, the next time you spot the Roude Leiw on the Danube, take a moment to appreciate it. Not as a tourist attraction, but as a symbol of human ingenuity—the ability to charge people for something they could’ve enjoyed for free from Szabadság Bridge.

Ah, the Roude Leiw, a floating testament to tourist indulgence, brought to you by the Rubin Group—a company that knows how to blend extravagance with mild environmental guilt. Floating majestically near Budapest's iconic Szabadság Bridge, this luxurious vessel somehow manages to look both out of place and utterly fitting in a city that loves to flaunt its contradictions.

The Roude Leiw (which means "Red Lion" in Luxembourgish, because why not flex some obscure linguistic heritage?) is a shimmering ode to "modern tourism," complete with glossy interiors that scream Instagram me! while passengers sip overpriced cocktails and ignore the Danube's murky yet poetic waters. It’s not just a boat; it’s an experience. An experience of mild seasickness mixed with the subtle realization that you’ve paid too much for a view you could’ve gotten for free from the bridge above.

Of course, the Rubin Group has thoughtfully ensured that the Roude Leiw moves at a pace so slow, it might actually go back in time. Why rush when you can spend hours gazing at the same Parliament building, the same Buda Castle, and the same Szabadság Bridge, all while pretending you care about Budapest’s history? The onboard commentary is delightfully generic—perfect for those who prefer their cultural education served with a side of white noise.

But let’s not overlook the real genius of this ship: its impeccable timing. As it glides under Szabadság Bridge, it manages to photobomb every single shot a local or tourist might be taking of the bridge's art nouveau elegance. It’s almost as if the Roude Leiw exists solely to remind us that nothing—not even Budapest’s charm—is sacred in the face of commercial tourism.

So next time you’re shipspotting in Budapest, do take a moment to marvel at the Roude Leiw. It’s not just a boat—it’s a symbol of how far we’ve come in turning every corner of this planet into a mildly disappointing theme park. Bon voyage!

[graedari]

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[theshadowrealmismyhome]

Hey! I saw your post about wanting to make shipposts for Anzu too, but not really being able to imagine her w/ anyone so I thought "Hehehehehehe, an opportunity to spread my queerplatonic encourageshipping agenda"

Personally I like to headcanon Yuugi as demiace and Anzu as just aspec and not really using a specific label and Atem's just kinda along for the ride, he knows that Yuugi n Anzu love him and he loves em and he doesn't care too much about figuring out a label either

A fic that I planned on writing was this one where Yuugi and Anzu start 'dating' (not exactly sure if thats the term for qprs, but thats what im going with) and Atem is obviously happy for them but he's also kinda jealous of both of them and eventually realizes that it's bc he's pining for them and wants to be w/ them. I dont really have a full plan for this yet but I do really like laying in bed and thinking about this concept like "YES yuugi anzu n atem bein cute kissrepulsed aspecs together :D"

Not my sexuality headcanons for those characters but Godspeed anon!!

[kfc-chickenyo]

moodboard tag!

hey yall! i was tagged by the amazingly talented @primasveraas!! i had a blast making this! basically, on pinterest, search '(your name) core aethetic'a) and then make it into a moodboard. heres mine: (kinda scary how all of these wers under my name but whatever)

i'm tagging @argoniodine, @shipposts-and-shitposts, @enchantingwlw, @jimdumb, @persepinetree, and anyone else who wants to join in!

[lilyntlrs]

HEY IF YOU'RE A LOVELY HUMAN

please go follow my side accounts!!!

@mellsyellows is where i reblog fan art!!! i will eventually have that as my art blog once I get a drawing tablet that is compatible with my laptop

@fairy-tails-basement is my fanfiction account, mostly fairy tail. I have like no one following it and I ACCEPT REQUESTS NO MATTER WHEN!!!

ik i need to branch out from my shippost tumblr (thats this!!!) to other things and heres that